Showing posts with label Tennesse Basketball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tennesse Basketball. Show all posts

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Game, Set, BEATDOWN

In what was supposed to be a close game, the Kentucky Wildcats put the gas on the throttle and put an ole fashion 29 point butt whoopin' on the Tennessee Volunteers by a score of 74-45. UT tried every trick in the book...flagrant fouling DeMarcus "Boogie" Cousins, 2-3 zone defense, and even sending Steven "Daddy's Boy" Pearl out to start a fight...NONE OF IT WORKED!

In what looked like a sea of blue in Nashville, the Wildcats sent the Vols and all 8 of their fans back home with their tail tucked between their legs. The freshman all put up great numbers, led by Boogie who finished with 19 pts and 15 rbs and punked out all a whole team snitches and bud smokers in orange.


Bruce Pearl can now go home and work on his tan. He wasn't looking as orange today as usual.
We played like I look

SEC Semifinals: UK vs UT

Today is the rubber match between my beloved Wildcats and the Vols from Tennessee.

Let me say this...I HATE UT. No seriously, I really cannot stand that university. I have a couple of very good friends that are UT fans and they can tell you as well...I can't stand UT. Louisville I really can't stand either, but I'm not around them nearly as much being that I live in Memphis. Not to mention UK and UT actually have a rivalry, which can't be said about 'little brother' (Louisville)

Here are a few reasons I hate UT:

(1) Pat Summitt — Let me start off by acknowledging that this dude can coach. He is a great recruiter and any man that wins that many national championships should have his jock enshrined. I wonder what his wife thinks about him hanging out with college girls all year. I don't know about you, but I think something might be going on between Pat and his players. You know sexually. That shouldn’t happen.

(2) Phil Fulmer — This man is the greatest parole officer any felon could have. He gets you out of trouble, lets you play football and then even if someone makes him kick you off the team because you raped, killed or pillaged. Phil is fat and not liked in Alabama because he is a snitch and we all know what happens to snitches. (don’t you guys listen to rap music?)

(3) Bruce Pearl — Yes he reminds me of Howard Dean. “We’re gonna go to Kentucky, Florida, Mississippi and then Alabama… AARGH!!!!” He is the slimy used car salesman wearing the ugly orange blazer and when he is not constantly annoying you about something, he is fake baking at the tanning salon. That dude’s skin would make some sweet orange leather boots. And no need for orange dye for those boots by the way.

(4) Neyland Stadium — That place is huge, Tiny E. It is also the worst place in the conference to watch a game. The atmosphere is great, there are a lot of people, but guess what? It's horrible actually watch a game there and at some point all those people have to go to the bathroom at some point. My friend went to the bathroom there and came out with three STD’s and he didn't even sit down. The smell permeates through all the tunnels and concourse. It looks like Alcatraz inside and should be shut down.

(5) God Awful Orange and Rocky Top — Rocky Top is not even a fight song, it has nothing to do with the University of Tennessee. If you hear it once during a game, you will hear it 10,000 times. It is the most annoying thing ever. Have you ever thought about the words to that song? Simply amazing. And now onto the worst color ever. Orange. We all know the old joke. “Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can go hunting on Friday night, the game on Saturday and do their prison road-work detail on Sunday.” Yeah, well, bile vomit looks the same.

There you have it. Reasons in less than 5 minutes that I hate UT. I could think of more, but I really don't want to be in a bad mood when the game starts.

Go Cats!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

John Wall Dances all over Tennessee

I love beating UT. Because I hate them so. John Wall led the way with 24 points over the criminal-snitches and helped UK continue to dominate the Vols year in and year out. Eric Bledsoe chipped in with 16 and Scotty Hopson was left wondering if he made the right choice to attend a crappy school like he did when he could have been part of winning big time basketball at UK. Does anyone at UT know who he is? Doubt it.

Additionally, ESPN did a piece on John Wall and the dance crave that is sweeping the nation. This time, not just the Big Blue Nation




Question....

If UT beats KU and UK beats UT...does that make them better than KU? Hmmm...things to ponder

I love this picture...



Ain't that the truth!

Kentucky vs Tennessee (Pros vs Cons)

The McGoo's have made it back in town from a long week of travel and dealing with the loss of a loved one. First of all, I wanted to say thanks for everyone that sent well wishes and prayers. You guys really mean a lot to us and I know that I can speak for Mrs. McGoo in saying THANK YOU, they really helped.

Now...

There is a pretty big game of importance tonight going on in Lexington. The game has all the makings of being a classic.

Let's weight the "Pros" and "Cons" of the game:

Pros:
  • UK is #2 in the country in both major polls
  • UK is first in the SEC standings
  • UK has 3 potential lottery picks in their starting lineup
  • Blue is a mans color
  • Cousins wears his headband the right way
  • UK is the all time leader in wins
  • UK has won 43 SEC Championships
  • UK has won 25 SEC Tournaments
  • UK boasts 0 criminals
  • Jodie Meeks owns UT
Cons:
  • Bruce Pearl is sweaty and creeps on younger women
  • Wayne Chism wears his headband like a beanie
  • UT isn't even the best team in their state
  • Orange is Fugly
  • Even UT's fans don't care about their basketball team
  • Only 8 SEC Championships
  • Even less SEC Tourney's - 4
  • UT boasts 3 criminals (Would be 4 but Tyler Smith was kicked off the team)
UT are also some lowdown, dirty snitches.


With all that being said, I am very disappointed that Bobby Knight is too much of a chicken to show up to Rupp today. Knight is a member of Gameday on ESPN but for some reason elected not to show up today....hmmmm...coward.

Here's hoping that this BIG BLUE NATION takes down the ugly orange like the Kansas Big Blue took down that burnt orange UT this past Monday.

Until then...I'm going to practice my John Wall Dance

Monday, January 11, 2010

Vols Rock...Shock...Jayhawk

(Disclaimer. This will most likely be the first and last time I ever put a picture of a UT basketball player on my blog. So don't get use to it. It dumbs this blog down)

I sat down yesterday to watch an NFC playoff game between the Cardinals and Packers with some friends. One of my buddies is a UT fan and I knew the basketball game between Tennessee and Kansas was coming on as well. I mentioned to him that I'd like to watch about 10 mins or so of the first of the game. I figured in 10 mins or so KU would open up a sizable enough lead in order to make the game unwatchable. See, Kansas is the #1 team in the country* and UT, while the #15 team in the country*, they have lost 3 of their better players to suspensions and 1 player, Tyler Smith, has been kicked off the team.

Brief history: Four players all were arrested on New Years because they had drugs, open containers of alcohol, and unregistered weapons in their car. Since then, Smith, arguably their best player has been kicked off the team.

This has pretty much been the UT moniker for the past couple of months since players on the football team robbed people at a gas station in Knoxville. Needless to say, this didn't help the public perception that UT is a school for criminals.

Those that know me know that I'm a huge Kentucky and Memphis fan and thus the common denominator rivals of both are Louisville and Tennessee. Living in Tennessee as I do makes it easier to hate UT all the more because I'm around them more than Louisville fans. I'm also married into a large family of Kansas fans so I've adopted them as one of the teams I pull for as long as they aren't playing UK or Memphis. All this in mind rooting against UT yesterday was a given.

With said issues in mind, I did not expect UT to put up much of a fight and I was pulling for Kansas to wipe the floor with them. This, however, did not happen. UT hung with the #1 team* for most of the game and as the time went on my buddies and I found ourselves watching the whole game with the NFC game on the small screen off to the side. As the game went on, I thought in the second half that the UT players would wear down and Kansas would impose their will on them and the game would get out of hand. The problem is that one, no one told UT they were supposed to wear down and two, Kansas shot the ball atrociously throughout the game and it never got better.

By the 17 min mark of the second half UT actually took the lead and never relinquished it. Kansas battled back to only being down by 3 with around a min or so. Then, out of nowhere, this kid hits a 3-pointer with the shot clock running down to zero.



This kid's name is Skylar McBee. If you haven't heard his name you're not alone. He's a walk-on
player that isn't the kind of player you'd want taking a shot as the shot clock is expiring. When he hit the shot, I almost jumped out of my seat cheering for him. After some made free throws UT ended up beating Kansas by a score of 76-68.

Wait...did I just say I cheered for a player from UT? Yep. I can't believe it, but I did. Over the duration of the game I found myself cheering for David over Goliath. The only reason I can explain is that I felt bad for what had happened to the players on the UT team. I've sorta felt like if it was me playing on a team and four other players virtually ruined my season, I'd be pretty pissed. So for some reason, in that moment, I cheered for UT.

I actually think that good will come from this for both teams. Kansas in my mind, needed a loss like this to give them a dose of reality that they are not as good as the polls might suggest. Let me say that they are arguably the best and most talented team in the country, but they've had a crummy non-conference schedule highlighted by a near loss to scrappy Memphis and Cornell teams and a blowout win over a horrible UCLA team. The only good win they've had so far is a blowout at a nationally ranked Temple. I think this is just the medicine this team to come together and play better before their conference play starts. Bill Self said this after the game, “When you talk about all the stuff they have been through, I do not think Tennessee was a team until this past week. I do not think Kansas is a team yet.”

Bruce Pearl will surely use this win as a spring board going into SEC play and tell his players that anything is possible when you come together and play like a team. The SEC is a weak basketball conference this year so the chances of UT doing well is still a possibility.

Let me say this again, I AM NOT A UT FAN by any stretch of the means nor to I care for Bruce Pearl all that much (I like to call him the "Sweaty One"). But a walk-on burying a shot with the time running out on the clock is one of the cooler things that happens in sport (unless they hit it against your team). Make no mistake about it though, the UT players showed a ton of heart last night and effort outlasted talent. While I won't be singing Rocky Top anytime soon, I do salute the players for a great effort and something that they'll always remember.

Go Cats! (This post had too much orange in it)

* according to the polls